by Lesbian Jesus July 02, 2015
You should of seen the size of the dick nugget i passed last night bro it was about the size of a football.Man I had a pass a mean dick nugget last night after fucking my boyfriend. It felt like I was giving birth...
by chevyman454 February 15, 2014
noun. The delicious result of taking severed human penises, grinding them into a fine ground dick-meat-patty, shaping them into nuggets, lightly battering and frying. Best served with BBQ or honey mustard.
I had the best dick nugget the other day! You could tell that they used fresh dick, none of that frozen dick patty stuff.
by Ms_TaySti8 March 21, 2020
Another word for your balls.
by TOomp March 12, 2021
something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
by fadsfdsfd February 02, 2008
The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.
by Batmom March 26, 2017
by olivia guy and zoe July 03, 2014