by Hhammer July 21, 2016
Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.
(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"
by Creepy Steve October 16, 2012
john: life’s been so rough lately i fucking wanna die. i lost my job, my cat has cancer, my dad told me i’m a failure, and my mother ran away. i literally do 10000ugs of acid to feel anything. i am dissolving.
jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic
jessica: what the fuck john, i didn’t even ask. why did you send me an emotional dick pic
by nicoleko March 27, 2020
by Take Jonn December 16, 2019
A synonym for cell phone.
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
Someone online claims to be a female who received an unwanted inappropriate picture and laments how awful men are which results in simps offering money and gifts to show how "good" they are.
by Kettlebell 78 November 5, 2018
by CheartB January 24, 2017