Dick Finger

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.

I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!

by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015

Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks

Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers

by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020

Tommy Dick Finger

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick

I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning

by CS "You Turkish" May 19, 2016

suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'

Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017

Dick-grip fingers

A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.

Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!

by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017

finger dicking

Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.

We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.

by El Jai November 15, 2019

finger dick

the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.

Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!

by appledumplings69 March 16, 2009