Diagonal Music 

Diagonal music is music that you hear and you just know it is diagonal music, but you can’t define it. Others also have a hard time defining it. Often heard on “alternative” radio stations, elevators, doctor’s offices, grocery stores, or other public areas. Unlike elevator music, diagonal music can be found in contexts other than elevators and nursing homes and can be mildly enjoyable.

Kid: Hey Mom! Play that diagonal music radio again!
Mother: What station has diagonal music?
Kid: The one with diagonal music!

Diagonal Music by jarednotjerry August 6, 2021