Devil's Fork

Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.

Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.

I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.

Devil's Fork by The Third Place April 26, 2003

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devil's fork

after a human male has recently ejaculated, if he tries to urinate the stream of urine often forks in different directions. this is known as the devil's fork.

aw man, ther is piss all over this seat, somebody must have had the devil's fork.

devil's fork by zimzam May 4, 2006

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Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

Devil's Fork by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

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Devil's Fork

This is a sexual act whereby a man/woman stimulates a woman by inserting 1 finger in each orifice - anus, vagina and urethra.

I can't believe Jim gave that girl a Devil's Fork. He almost broke his index finger trying to get it in her pee-hole!

Devil's Fork by sexauthor August 5, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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