Devil's Fork

Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.

Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.

I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.

Devil's Fork by The Third Place April 26, 2003

devil's fork

after a human male has recently ejaculated, if he tries to urinate the stream of urine often forks in different directions. this is known as the devil's fork.

aw man, ther is piss all over this seat, somebody must have had the devil's fork.

devil's fork by zimzam May 4, 2006

Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

Devil's Fork by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

Devil's Fork

This is a sexual act whereby a man/woman stimulates a woman by inserting 1 finger in each orifice - anus, vagina and urethra.

I can't believe Jim gave that girl a Devil's Fork. He almost broke his index finger trying to get it in her pee-hole!

Devil's Fork by sexauthor August 5, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019