deodorant

A substance that makes you smell better, but that the French definitely do not use.

Damn! Pierre really could use some deoderant, it smells like he hasn't showered in a week!

by Dave D. February 25, 2005

Deodoranted

To have put on deodorant. To have used deodorant.

She has been deodoranted and is now ready to go. The car has been deodoranted and is now smelling better.

by Zaralyn April 7, 2018

deodorant

a stick of substance to put under your armpits or ballsack when they smell like shit

eww my nuts smell like crap!! good thing ive got my deodorant!!!

by cam7 October 19, 2008

deodorant

A miraculous substance that lets one go without taking showers for a whole week and still be able to go out among society without being arrested.
Cheaper than perfume but just as effective, as long as you spray enough of it on.

Showers are a waste of time. Thank gods for spray on deodorant!

by MidNight The Magnificent May 24, 2010

deodorant

what people use to avoid over sweating

ugh! you stink! *covers nose* put deodorant on!

by yourgirlsas October 19, 2021

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 13, 2005

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008