Sexiest human you can ever meet, when you meet a Dennis you immediately think of his giant penis. You can imagine riding him all night, and when he gets his eyes on you, he will stare you down until you see his sexiness.
Guy 1: “Did you see that giant erection in science
Guy 2: “oh yeah, that’s definitely a Dennis.”
by August 26, 2022
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Fat bastard that insults you to get others affection. reeks of oil and butter.
Person 1: Dennis is such a snak

Person 2: i love donkey kong!!!
by Not Tornike April 4, 2022
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Dennis is a very caring person once you break down his barriers. The moment you meet a Dennis he will be shy at first but once you start to gain a connection with a Dennis he will be one of the most talkative opinionated person ever. He is amazingly talented and very humble. He can sing a little but does not want to admit to that. He is very caring and can be sensitive sometimes but won't admit to it. He is an amazing person to have very long conversation with. He can talk for hours about any topic just to be able to talk with you. He is somewhat open to new ideas. He is the type to be there for you to comfort you when you feel down and will know when you feel down. Having a Dennis around improves your daily life and will help you succeed in life. If you don't have a Dennis already go find one.
Did you hear Dennis play today isn't he amazing?
by whoever knows January 12, 2021
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The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.
Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!
by SLĀ October 23, 2023
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A singular atom with no relevance in any universe but to be shat upon from great heights
"I sometimes feel sorry for anyone who becomes a floyd dennis, then I remember I'm not one and get on with my fucking life."
by Thong Hardy January 21, 2018
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the dennys man is a man who is a goon. he usually likes to enjoy abusing children in his free time. when he is not abusing children he is always eating at DENNY'S. he likes to stuff all of the hot pancakes into his butt. he likes the way whipped cream oozes into his buttocks. he was arrested on April 20th, 2069. R.I.P. the dennys man. He was arrested of committing mass homicide and 40 murders all of which were committed at dennys because they were ordering pancakes which meant he had no more to stuff up his butt.
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Dennis Sevgül is a very sporty guy with a unnormal big Penis.He is very romantic and Hot. When you are a friend of him then there is no Problem to tell him your secrets because he is a very trustworthy Person. Dennis Sevgül is a very nice and romantic guy which means that he is the perfect Partner for a relationship.
Girl one: Oh look there is Dennis Sevgül.

Girl two: Oh man he is so Hot!!
by mister romantic January 3, 2017
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