verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.
2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.
2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
by El Gordo December 8, 2004
A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011
Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014
by BrandonC March 24, 2006
A person who who has a piss poor conversational follow-up ability either because they are scatter brained or just don't g.a.f about you.
by MeowDevs March 19, 2024
When a person finishes a busy/heavy day of doing something and needs to switch off. Usually done watching videos alone in silent or any task where they can collect their thoughts in a lazy manner.
Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.
Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.
by Grizzlebear22 June 17, 2023