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Deep Sea Fishing

To emulate a deep sea fishing rod by cupping your testicles and grasping your erected penis on Chatroulette.
Emmons: "Dude, Im deep sea fishing this guy!"
Pauly: "What? No way."
Emmons: "Hook. Line, & Sinker."
Pauly: "That's pretty gay."
Deep Sea Fishing by Lusking April 17, 2010
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deep sea fishing

when a man gets his dick sucked under water
damn the bitch just went deep sea fishing in ya pool!

Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.
Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.
Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing
Deep sea fishing by T Koenig April 1, 2009

deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.
Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.

Deep Sea Fishing Lure 

The earrings that are aptly known as "guages". They're for catching Fat women, and underage emo chicks.
Dude, that guy has deep sea fishing lures. What a toolbag.

Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole 

Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole: the act of anal sex with somone that just got done taking a dump and has not wipe
so i gave anal sex the otherday and and they didnt wipe after the craped and it was like i was Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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