Deaged

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To masturbate violently to a picture of Samuel L. Jackson.
To insert into one's ass and then proceed to take a picture of it with your camera phone so you can send it to your friends in another state that you met on xbox LIVE.
To pour hot semen on one's face.

Guy 1: Dude, why is that guy's face melting?
Guy 2: (Drops nutsack on Guy 1's face) Get Deaged on.

Deaged by ashy legzZz November 27, 2009

Words you can keep

dageda

An Indian woman who likes raisins in her ass

"Oh hi dageda, why have you got raisins in your ass?!"

dageda by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Related Words

Deaged • Deaded • deaned • deagled • deagen • Deage • deaked • dealed • dageda • Deadeded

deagled

The act of being killed by or killing someone with the Desert Eagle pistol.

Usually screamed whenever someone kills someone else. Commonly used in Counter-Strike.

Guy: You just got DEAGLED.

deagled by Nol888 December 12, 2009

Deaded

blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

I like the way my best people straight deaded me.

Deaded by Armando February 17, 2007

Word of the Day on July 16, 2005

deagen

The sexiest light skin guy in the world and he’s a Freakish athlete

Hey look it’s deagen

deagen by Big____john September 3, 2018

Deaded

to put an end to a conversation, a relationship or some sort of beef(problem)...

Yo I just deaded it cause we were getting nowhere arguing about shit....

Deaded by symone..AKA ill nana August 29, 2005

Deadededioseded

It means when you're a yoyo and your life keeps turning on you and you can never do anything about it. You live life scared, reversed, not how you would like it. I never told anyone this meaning until now... crazy how new words are created everyday. It's pronounced like, "Ded-ed-ed"

I feel so deadededioseded today.

Deadededioseded by TomasAbarca December 23, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026