Deaged

To masturbate violently to a picture of Samuel L. Jackson.
To insert into one's ass and then proceed to take a picture of it with your camera phone so you can send it to your friends in another state that you met on xbox LIVE.
To pour hot semen on one's face.

Guy 1: Dude, why is that guy's face melting?
Guy 2: (Drops nutsack on Guy 1's face) Get Deaged on.

by ashy legzZz November 27, 2009

deag

a gram of marijuana.

person:yo brad hook me up with a deag
brad: aii

by st()ner September 24, 2005

deag

Refers to the Desert Eagle

OR

Any airsoft pistol.

Bijo:"Dude, let's get some $5 deags!"
Hooni:"Oh shit let's drive out to St. Louis. I'm sure they've got some of those floating around on the streets."

by honberiz July 28, 2006

deag

Another word for a person. It can either be used positively or negatively.

Positive: What up deag.
Negative: This fool is a shady deag.

by Nick Mow September 23, 2004

deag

see marijuana.

yo pusonka you got some deags?

by Screaming Deagle May 05, 2003

Deage

Deage noun (awesome)

•The cause of feelings of great admiration, respect or fear

•US informal extremely good

•Deage is so awesome I wish I was him.
No challenge is too awesome for Deage.

•Deage is so awesome.

by Deage July 01, 2010

One Deags

One Deags is a sentence to say in Counter Strike Global Offensive after you kill your enemy with a headshot using a Desert Eagle. This will annoy them. To annoy them more effectively, scream it on the mike this is risky because you have possible chance of getting kicked out.

"Ezy One Deags Kiddo!" Or "Ezy One Deags, blyat idi nahui"

by Jake Yip February 28, 2017