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To masturbate violently to a picture of Samuel L. Jackson.
To insert into one's ass and then proceed to take a picture of it with your camera phone so you can send it to your friends in another state that you met on xbox LIVE.
To pour hot semen on one's face.
Guy 1: Dude, why is that guy's face melting?
Guy 2: (Drops nutsack on Guy 1's face) Get Deaged on.
Deaged by ashy legzZz November 27, 2009
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An Indian woman who likes raisins in her ass
"Oh hi dageda, why have you got raisins in your ass?!"
dageda by Leeeeela November 16, 2014
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Deaged • Deaded • deaned • deagled • deagen • Deage • deaked • dealed • dageda • Deadeded
The act of being killed by or killing someone with the Desert Eagle pistol.

Usually screamed whenever someone kills someone else. Commonly used in Counter-Strike.
Guy: You just got DEAGLED.
deagled by Nol888 December 12, 2009
blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.
I like the way my best people straight deaded me.
Deaded by Armando February 17, 2007
Word of the Day on July 16, 2005
The sexiest light skin guy in the world and he’s a Freakish athlete
Hey look it’s deagen
deagen by Big____john September 3, 2018
to put an end to a conversation, a relationship or some sort of beef(problem)...
Yo I just deaded it cause we were getting nowhere arguing about shit....
Deaded by symone..AKA ill nana August 29, 2005

Deadededioseded 

It means when you're a yoyo and your life keeps turning on you and you can never do anything about it. You live life scared, reversed, not how you would like it. I never told anyone this meaning until now... crazy how new words are created everyday. It's pronounced like, "Ded-ed-ed"
I feel so deadededioseded today.
Deadededioseded by TomasAbarca December 23, 2020
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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