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A Davis is a person who lives a very sad & pathetic life but acts like he is really awesome & loves life. But most people can see through the act & are actually very worried Davis might hurt himself one day. A Davis spends most of his time bitching & eating hotdogs. Some people believe that is all a Davis does, but that is not true. A Davis also spends some time sleeping or masterbauting to pictures of hot dogs. A Davis also has a very unique ability to become an expert on video games after playing for just 1 day. A Davis has a "general knowledge of everything" & is not shy about throwing it in your face or telling you complete irrelevant information at random times, an extremely annoying habit. Daviss are generally very confused about their sexual orientation & will never admit to their desires, even though everyone else already knows the truth. A Davis will always think hes better than you because he goes to college, played Destiny for 2 years, & can google how to do everything in video games. If you try to help a Davis or simply point out a Daivss strange lifestyle, the Davis will become very defensive & go into an unstoppable binge of eating hotdogs & bitching. He also might go write in his diary about how everyone is always "making fun of him" & that hes not really like that. A Davis lives in deep deep denial.
Guy: Hey you wanna play a good game with us later?
Davis: I can't, i have to bitch & eat hotdogs. Besides, im already an expert on that game & that game sucks anyways.

Guy: o, ok. Enjoy your hotdogs dude.

Davis: Omg. I dont even eat hotdogs! Why does everyone make fun of me?
Davis:.... Did you know a rats teeth never stop growing? A rat is actually part of the rodent family.

Guy: ok Davis. Ok.
by Pandajunkie April 16, 2016
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An oversized penis which has the capabilities of breaking a man/women's jaw.
God damn babe , your Davis is so massive it makes me wet .
by LongShlongSilver November 12, 2014
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A person who a girl will fall in love with easily. Likes to lead girls on for the longest time and then ditch them. Smart in school but is a complete asshole and needs to be taught how to respect women.
Girl1 - Omg, I like this guy named Davis. I think I'm starting to love him...

Girl2 - Davis? He's an asshole and leading you on! Forget him now before you get screwed over even more.

Girl1 - How do you know?

Girl2 - He's a Davis!
by Don'tgiveafuck May 05, 2012
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1.An asian pornstar dealing smack off the coast of brasil.
2. An incredibally hot specimen
3. A really hot, tight leather thong that hangs out of one's pants.
1.Damn, look at that Davi, she is a total pornstar.
2. Jessica Beil isn't hot enough to be a davi!
3. She needs to put her davi away!
by Chester Maximus November 18, 2007
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To pull a Davis is to make a mistake or mess up at work, after which a bell or alarm is rung (Davis Bell). When someone pulls a Davis, it can be as simple as forgetting how to turn off a machine that is used every day. It can also be more serious such as testing the wrong sample creating more work for co-workers, and in some cases slowing production.
Joe rings the bell when Mike pulls a Davis.
by owen10 June 13, 2011
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"Dildo" A foreign object commonly inserted into a womens vagina or a mans anus.
John "Jack" Davis prefers a "davis" up his anal hole.
by Jack Davis July 18, 2006
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A nice friend that will always have your back. Make you laugh when you're down or just make you smile. 😄. Smart, different (in a good way). A close best friend. Also, LOVES Texas A&M
by Warris February 28, 2018
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