Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.

Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Common law dating

The act of being a couple without officially dating

Those two hang out all the time, they are so common law dating

by Dinosis3 March 17, 2009

Common law dating

exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!

by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 04, 2023