Dasp 

Another word for fuck or keen. Or pretty much anything. Can be used in any context.

Down to dasp?

Dasp by DLAASFPD June 14, 2011

DASP 

Daily Active Stupid People - Used to count the number of stupid people you come across every day

I saw two very stupid people today DASP 2

DASP by sidm1 July 11, 2015

Dasp 

Noun; replacement for the common abbreviations of sexual intercourse. Like 'fuck'.

Getting dasped, keen to dasp, getting my dasp on, all my boyfriend wants is a dasp, dasp ya etc.

Dasp by JKdfhgjkdfhgjkdfhgjkdhgjksdfhj June 9, 2011

DaSpanksters 

A teenager who lives a heterosexual life that acts straight but in reality is a confused gay teen who takes the submissive role during gay sex.

Oh boy he's such a DaSpanksters, when is he coming out of the closet already?

DaSpanksters by Jayson19 May 8, 2007

Dasphorous 

A girl who’s right on the line of legal age. Often spanning the spectrum of 16-20 years old. By looks alone the legality is challenging to determine.

She is hot but looks dasphorous.

Dasphorous by Teamsuzy December 11, 2022

Gobbled Dasperate 

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

Gobbled Dasperate by Shellypog June 22, 2021

DASPRO 

An extremely odoriferous smell created when someone moves his or her bowels, creating a smell so offensive, that no one else can use the bathroom for an extended period of time.

-Yo, I was fixin' to drop a deuce bomb in that bathroom, but when I stepped in, it had already been dasproed.

-You better take your leak before I go and Daspro that baffroom.

DASPRO by Howard Hyman March 26, 2003