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Colton Daoust
That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.
Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.
Colton Daoust by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020
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Daoust • Colton Daoust • Timothy Daoust • daust • dajustin • Daoist • Darusty Ahh • dauster • daustin • Doust
Timothy Daoust
Timothy Daoust by Timothy Daoust June 8, 2022
lovett - Doust
a man in prestine sexual condition, ready to lock and load at any time. this man to the untrained eye may look like a predator or even a molester, but to the women he looks like the man of their dreams. his conglomeration of various sexual positions and the way he performs them often leaves women astounded and begging for more, while still quivering from their last ride. but be careful, like every good train, they fall off the tracks, and when lovett doust does, you better watch out.
Roger: you wheeled 6 girls last night? AT THE SAME TIME?! wow if i didnt know any better i would think you were Lovett - Doust himself.
Karl: well thank you roger, that may be the finest compliment ive ever recieved.
Karl: well thank you roger, that may be the finest compliment ive ever recieved.
lovett - Doust by muddpuppy69 May 27, 2010
Murray Doust
Look at the women when they see Murray Doust walking down the street. They now need him to Doust their fire.
Murray Doust by Bendraft May 15, 2019
Daoist
The approved Texas World History text book way of spelling "Taoist," to make Texans pronounce it right.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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