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danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha
that fat man was danky wanky dave

Danky Wanky

probably the server with most retards that will go tell you to go kill yourself just for fun. BUT they say it out of fun.
kids on Danky Wanky... dont to drugs
Danky Wanky by burizon November 4, 2022

Wanky Doodle Dandy 

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.
Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!
Wanky Doodle Dandy by Dav3 July 26, 2006

Dank Wank 

Getting really high and then jacking off.
“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”
Dank Wank by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020

Dank Wank 

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
Dank Wank by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.
Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
Hot dank wank box by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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