(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.
(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.
(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.
Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.
by Doing The Daniel Tosh. January 15, 2011
An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.
Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010
A comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.
'Hey did you see the new Tosh.0 episode?'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'
by AnonBetty October 13, 2011
An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.
Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010
Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?
Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?
Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.
Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.
Bob: Me too!!
Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?
Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.
Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.
Bob: Me too!!
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 26, 2010
When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.
by Usanthem May 26, 2015
A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.
"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"
by Taint Gobbler February 14, 2010