Dan Brown 

Dan Brown is the author of numerous books, now widely known for his controversial hit The Da Vinci Code, which has been converted into a major motion picture.

Dan Brown was a relatively unknown author until he hit it big with The Da Vinci Code.

Dan Brown by James Johnson May 26, 2006

Dan Brown 

Diarrhoea.

In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."

"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."

Dan Brown by Monster P March 28, 2008

Dan Brown 

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.

Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.

Dan Brown by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022

Dan Brown philosophy 

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

Dan Brown philosophy by Lairor July 28, 2008

Do a Dan Brown 

To take anothers idea and use it for ones own personal or financial gain.
As with Dan Brown ripping his Da Vinci Code book from the book the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, many names and references translating identically.

"It was my idea to improve our sales targets but that little shit decided to do a Dan Brown and now he's got all the glory."

Do a Dan Brown by DeadlyDazza December 15, 2008

Lil Dan Brown 

Hes got the club going up, on a Tuesday

Lil Dan Brown gets poon

Lil Dan Brown by Ye mah May 18, 2020

danbrowning 

To do a sloppy, poor research on a topic. Named after author Dan Brown, whose novels contain numerous historical and geographical inaccuracies.

"Those Ancient Alien 'documentaries' are just a bunch of danbrowning"

danbrowning by ElmoRongardus August 25, 2020