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Dan Brown 

Diarrhoea.

In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."
"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."
Dan Brown by Monster P March 28, 2008

Dan Brown 

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.
Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.
Dan Brown by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022

Dan Brown philosophy 

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.
PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.
Dan Brown philosophy by Lairor July 28, 2008

Do a Dan Brown 

To take anothers idea and use it for ones own personal or financial gain.
As with Dan Brown ripping his Da Vinci Code book from the book the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, many names and references translating identically.
"It was my idea to improve our sales targets but that little shit decided to do a Dan Brown and now he's got all the glory."
Do a Dan Brown by DeadlyDazza December 15, 2008

Lil Dan Brown 

Hes got the club going up, on a Tuesday
Lil Dan Brown by Ye mah May 18, 2020

danbrowning 

To do a sloppy, poor research on a topic. Named after author Dan Brown, whose novels contain numerous historical and geographical inaccuracies.
"Those Ancient Alien 'documentaries' are just a bunch of danbrowning"
danbrowning by ElmoRongardus August 25, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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