a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.
You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
by orcslayer2 June 30, 2010
The awesome lead singer from Imagine Dragons. He was born in Las Vegas Nevada in 1987. He is married to Aja Volkman and has a daughter named Arrow Eve Reynolds.
Person 1: Hey who is the frontman of Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Dan Reynolds I think ... yeah that sounds right
Person 2: Dan Reynolds I think ... yeah that sounds right
by lalalaunicornslalalalalalaicec September 2, 2015
Dan Haigh is the bassist in Post-Hardcore/Metal band, Fightstar. Dan is also Al's best friend in Fightstar and went to school together. Dan has directed many Fightstar videos, and contributes greatly to the band!
Dan's birthday is December 5th. I think...
Dan's birthday is December 5th. I think...
by FightstarFan December 16, 2007
Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018
Dead head from the beginning to end. Also was a doctor in his past life. Long and sexy dirty blonde that makes any girl melt ;)
by Secret Santa;) November 5, 2020
by ed the bird November 19, 2010
Dan is easily one of the weirdest kids you'll ever get to meet. Dan Phan is usually short, has a round face, a squashed nose and straight hair. He is the type of kid who throws toilet paper bombs over the bathroom stall and would fake a wedding in year 6.
He's also a good friend.
He's also a good friend.
Dan:* Screams at the top of his lungs when he climbs onto the school roof*
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???
Ben: Bruh wtf r u doin, Dan Phan???
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 4, 2020