Dakota B 

Male person of the gay

who has a microscopic penis

You are a Dakota B

Dakota B by Melong deek October 1, 2019

South Dakota Bottle Rocket 

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

South Dakota Bottle Rocket by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011

dakota boneweak

opposite of dakota armstrong... a fucking disgraceful bigot gaylord gingerpants who should've been swallowed but was somehow concieved via hole in condom. if you meat a dakota boneweak, throw that pussy assnigga in the trash or give him a swirle

girl 1: hey did you see that guy who said he liked me?
girl 2: yeah what a loser, hes such a dakota boneweak! i bet his cock is small enough to fit in a keyhole
girl 1: yea but his brother is a gigachad, hes a dakota armstrong. I want him to tantalize my testicles and rupture my entire digestive system with his cock while its in a hot dog bun. i'll supply the poopy doopy to turn that bitch into a chili dog

dakota boneweak by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 15, 2021

South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus

South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass

South Dakota Buttermelt by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007

North Dakota Baseball Bat 

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

North Dakota Baseball Bat by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

Dakota Bender 

Often used as a derogatory term. If you are calling someone a Dakota Bender, they are usually a piece of shit. They also probably listen to Creed.

"I took a massive shit yesterday... it reminded me of Dakota Bender."

"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."

Dakota Bender by P Shivers November 2, 2009

South Dakota Beast 

The South Dakota Beast is a person who has a very rocky past. They have been through a lot, and has taken many tragedies and turning them into experience.
When they are threatened they become numb. When faced with a challenge they aren't at all threatened, they are merely amused. And will retaliate if necessary.
And one being that is a pest to the Beast is known as The Man, who can't compare to the Beast. The Beast has been beaten, attacked, misused, betrayed, misled, and left in it's past. The Beast was most likely a gangster in it's past, to fight for their once friends. They are most likely lost and do not know what to do. The South Dakota Beast is street smart. They most definitely know how to fight, and how to truly hurt someone. But they don't want to. They are creative, rather to be in their own world, trying to blank out the cold world around them. They are usually quiet, they believe if they are quiet they can learn more and perhaps even make friends. They are perceived as vicious creatures, however they will become vicious, ferocious beasts if messed with. Yes, the South Dakota Beast will maul you.

Random Person: "Wow! Didju see that dude? He totally wrecked that douche!"

Random Person 2: "Yep, that's a South Dakota Beast."

Random Person: "Why is that girl so quiet? It's creepy..."
Random Person 2: "Ya, I think that's a South Dakota Beast..."

Random Person: "Did ya hear? The Man was messing with Fangirl F.A.W., and The South Dakota Beast mauled her/him!"

The Man: You are an idiot.
The South Dakota Beast: Oh, okay. Glad we cleared that up.

South Dakota Beast by T-Shrooms April 18, 2010