Kambe Daisuke

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Kambe Daisuke: stares at you

by prdsnyoungs February 23, 2021

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Daisuke Kanbe

A sugur daddy that could steal ur girl in 0.2 seconds man, watch out

"Have you SEEN Daisuke Kanbe he is SOOOO HAWT-"

by WiggerNoodle12 October 13, 2020

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Bow-legged keyboard synthesist in Japan. He is commonly referred to as the lover of Hiroyuki Takami, fellow bandmember from the (hideously early) 90s dance music genre. He is known to be a pimpin manager, whose magical piano fingers have spun off popular bands and artists like Iceman, T.M.Revolution, and Yuki Kimura. When someone refers to asakura daisuke as a verb, they usually refer to his no-nonsense, no-bullshit attitude towards his career. Asakura currently is re-producing his former band, access, with his lover, commonly referred to as superjap for his insanely large penis and tendency to get an erection during concerts and lives.

You pulled a daisuke and ripped that bitch a new hole. Asakura Daisuke would be proud.

by hideki May 22, 2006

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daisuke matsuzaka

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

by Boston Liver and Lover October 19, 2007

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