A nipple that cannot surprise you in its shape, make up or size. It's years and years of experiences and weird growths culminating in what could be unrecognizable from its original self.
by Juju Pablo Capote April 3, 2020
The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.
by DadBulge June 13, 2011
A baseball dad is a middle-classed man who spends his time at the bars and taking the kids to sporting events in his new pick-up truck. He never lets his kids watch TV shows or movies that are PG-13 or contain "foul language", and spends a lot of time are beer pong parties, and smashing copies of GTA.
by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021
He is gone
by Bigtingjim October 12, 2019
A colossal loser who marries your mom and is sweet at first but then will get increasingly abusive towards you. He doesn't see you as a human being. You are a constant reminder of another man's dick being inside his wife. The greatest obstacle between him and your mom having a beautiful life together. Reason for his every irritation and problem. A guy who will abuse you only emotionally if he is a coward and also physically if he is a loser.
He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.
Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.
But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.
Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.
But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
My new step-dad is so nice. He buys me a lot of gifts and plays with me.
My step-dad no longer plays with me.
My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.
My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.
My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.
My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.
My step-dad always yells at me why am I still here.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to go out.
My step-dad prevents me from going to the bathroom or clean my teeth or shower.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to move around the house or keep the light on in my room because he pays for the electricity.
Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.
My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.
I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
My step-dad no longer plays with me.
My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.
My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.
My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.
My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.
My step-dad always yells at me why am I still here.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to go out.
My step-dad prevents me from going to the bathroom or clean my teeth or shower.
My step-dad doesn't allow me to move around the house or keep the light on in my room because he pays for the electricity.
Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.
My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.
I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
by Ahojli January 17, 2020
Middle-classed men who usually drive pickup trucks, ban their kids from watching showing with swearing in it or anything PG-13, ground their kids all the time or take away their electronics frequently, and attend sporting events such as football, or baseball (hence the name) and making them chop wood in the morning.
by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021
Me: Hey dad, can we get some drinks?
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...
by .bloody November 2, 2023