Dwark

Adj: To drop a painful doo doo and begin to bark.
(Due to the serious pain and sweat)

“Bro, I was in the big bathroom and I could hear Deon DWARK for a second, and then he began DWARKING and it sounds unholy.”

by GoochFurGatorade April 12, 2019

dwark

dwark = dwarf + dork = a very short dork.

Mork drives a Festiva because he's a dwark.

by Jeff Tea and Jeff Gee June 10, 2006

Dwark

A comically small nerd; the combination of a dork and a dwarf.

"Hey did you hear Frodo bailed on that ring quest thing?

"Yeah, he's been obsessed with playing dungeons and dragons lately, and I think he got cold feet..."

"Wow, what a dwark."

by wolfman77 September 05, 2013