A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
by OHC3221 December 21, 2018
by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017
A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY May 29, 2011
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
by The know it all from school June 14, 2018
by mandola_2805 March 11, 2022
Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish
by Andrea the Hater December 11, 2019
During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 22, 2025