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Down Dog  

From the cosmo website:

" You've probably tried an all-fours pose before (at least, we hope you have!). But while mentally the doggie-style position has great bad-girl benefits, in order to make it actually orgasmic, you need to modify it a bit. "Lie on your stomach, lifting your butt slightly so he can enter you," suggests Solot. "Your partner can prop himself up with his hands in a push-up position or lie on top of you." Not only does this facedown configuration provide increased friction as he moves in and out, but you can gently grind your clitoral area against the bed as well. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-3
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the down dog 

when the male ejaculates downwards into his own hands and then poor's the sperm out of his hands into his mouth,and then bird feeds it into his wife's vagina and then the male licks the sperm into her vagina.
"last night i did the down dog to my wife until she threw up all over herself! "
the down dog by nubby gubby January 16, 2018

Cleveland Upside Down Dog

A cleveland upside down dog is when you freeze a hotdog and out a hole in it and put string around it technically making it a strap on and you penetrate a girl/guy in the dog position

Hot dog down a hallway 

In this fun phrase the hot dog represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous vagina. Usually due to the fact that the woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the vagina walls to the size of a "hallway".
Having sex with that ho is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

knock the dog down 

Wife came home early, I couldn't even knock the dog down.

throwing a hot dog down a hallway 

having sex with a woman with a very loose vagina .

hot dog down a hallway 

Short for "It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway", this euphemism refers to what having sex with a really slutty girl might feel like. In essence, her previous activities have left her so loose that when you get in her, you can barely feel a thing.
Man, you know that girl I took home last night? Banging her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.