Dongbition 

An ambitious DONG.

My DONGbition is shameless.

Dongbition by Dongbitious May 12, 2016

donition 

a thing relating to religious and or spiritual matters (eg. afterlife, prophecies, dreams)

Donitions were prevalent throughout Western History

donition by Professor Ethan Wallace May 16, 2011

dognition 

A new realization about life that a dog has.

When my poodles went to the back fence and saw that there were dogs in the next yard, they were excited by the dognition.

When auditing a dog, the end phenomena is usually a dognition which includes a calm pause, a laying down and a quiet knowing look.

dognition by Oscar Poodledoodle February 17, 2006