Dodson

The state of being so drunk you chip your damn tooth while going for another swig

Dude Nathan got dodson'd the fuck up last night! He even shit himself

by Jharg December 26, 2017

Dodson

A departure from the ordinary. It steals your breath, stops your heart then restarts it at twice the speed. Makes you smile (even if you don't want to.) Leaves you with a feeling of extreme loss when gone.

Only effective following the name: Elizabeth

I've only experienced a Dodson once in my life but it was life changing.

by OverwellingingSmitten November 16, 2012

Dodson

what you call someone with an absolutely massive dick

"Oh my God, Susan, that man is packing such a long schlong, what a Dodson!"

by bigpapa0521 December 26, 2017

Dodson

A man who is so attractive that one’s lust for him physically hurts.

Oh my gosh Seraphina, isn’t that your crush Dodson?

by Sexualities December 27, 2017

Dodson

The state in which ones phallice is so huge, that every girl in the span of 20 miles can feel it’s pulsation.

“Holy shit, MOM did you feel that Dodson?!”
“Yes honey, it was absolutely groundbreaking.”

by Chris Dodsons’ Hairy Taint. April 22, 2018

Dodson

A synonym for being a faggot.

“Dude you tried to suck my dick last night! What’re you a fucking Dodson?”

by Sexualities December 25, 2017

dodson

A stupid spanish teacher who is shaped like a potato

I hate mrs dodson

by pussyfucker6969 February 21, 2020