Descriptive acronym of a boring gentleman who is in a drinking establishment.

Dullest Man in Pub
"Hey, what's up with Alan? He's boring!"

"Yeah, he's like that all the time. He's DMP"
by Joe M Bloggs November 14, 2008
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cole: ad;lskfja
linden: ?
cole: sorry, dmp
linden: WTF? i cant find the meaning on urbandictionary
cole: dropped my phone, sorry
by hehehi March 27, 2011
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Dmp is slang for “Date Me Plsnormally used by someone who wants to get the attention of somebody hot or attractive
Yoooooooo sup Jenny hahahahaDMPhahahhha
by Lonely gal July 01, 2018
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dmp shorthand for digital music player which is commonly reffered to as an mp3 player, or an "iPod".

all the cool kids are using one!
dmp aka "mp3 players" suck because their memory cannot be upgraded, they play mp3 and wma and not ogg or other formats, they use id tags which is a pain in the ass to update, alot usedrm and the piece of shit ipod is running this bitch.

a cellphone is not a fucking digital music player!
by Appkey November 07, 2006
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