A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.
Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.
by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008
Get the Dirty Ninja mug.A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.
ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
by Tbagr June 22, 2010
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A very Dirty and Smelly Ninja, Highly trained in the art of Video Games and Video Game Commentaries. Also well known for being a complete jerk to everyone he meets. Quite the ladies man, Smooth talker. Most of Ninjas insults are not intended as Jokes or just straight up Trolling. Often speaks 1337 Speak.
"Nigga, Ugay" - Ninja "Yeur a P3N1S H0L3" - Dirty Stinkin' Ninja
"Ninja is a troll, and gets off on trolling people" - RogerDeath
"Ninja is a troll, and gets off on trolling people" - RogerDeath
by LtCol Cornelius Sexytime August 23, 2011
Get the Dirty Stinkin' Ninja mug.A girl who is most likely to have severe daddy issues. She will dress as an hentai school girl and fuck you till your neighbors knock on the door.
by Gingerbread11 April 14, 2020
Get the dirty nina mug.The wildest and hottest sexual partner you have in a life time. It's a girl called Nina, that prefers to be called Daddy. Sounds cliche but she will make you come like nobody could.
Jane: Where were you last night? I was looking for you but you were gone.
Madison: Sorry I met a dirty Nina and went home with her.
Jane: Well in that case I would have dipped too ;)
Madison: Sorry I met a dirty Nina and went home with her.
Jane: Well in that case I would have dipped too ;)
by oldfashionedloverboy April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Nina mug.The wildest and hottest sex you could have. It's basically just sex with a girl named Nina that prefers to be called Daddy.
Jane: Hey where were you last night? I was looking for you but you were gone.
Madison: I met some one and it turned out to be a dirty Nina
Madison: I met some one and it turned out to be a dirty Nina
by oldfashionedloverboy April 15, 2020
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a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.
by Onigato July 8, 2010
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