Dirty Dan

Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.

*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened

by stonedweeb December 29, 2017

Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 12, 2020

Dirty Dan

The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.

Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.

by WhoDaresWins March 09, 2010

Dirty Dan

When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...

Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!

by jaydog99 January 13, 2020

Dirty Dan

Me, I’m dirty dan

No, I’m Dirty Dan

by I’m the real Dirty Dan April 09, 2020

The Dirty Dan

You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?

My girl gave me The Dirty Dan for a christmas present

by SomeRandomEdgyTeen January 01, 2018

dirty dan

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment

"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"

by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008