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Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.
Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis
danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

danzitions 

term was coined from The Soup's host Joel McHale as a way to describe the awkward transitions on The Tony Danza show
Examples of danzitions:
So my dog died today and it was sad........... I recently picked up a new cook book...
danzitions by Jade Veserow April 23, 2007

Dancitis 

A medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance. These symptoms often present themselves in unusual situations such as at work or school, while cleaning the house, while driving, etc. and are not limited to occasions when music is present.

This disorder can strike anyone at any time regardless of dance experience or talent.
I got the Dancitis! or I feel a case of Dancitis coming on...
Dancitis by wednesday mayhem January 14, 2011

dankities 

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".
Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.
dankities by brian February 6, 2005

Danglitis 

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.
Nobody in the NHL can stop Pavel Datsyuk's danglitis
Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009

Danglitis 

to dangle in excess to where it becomes habit, in hockey to dangle is where you deke through all the players and score the puck.
Alexander Ovechkin has danglitis every time he gets the puck
Danglitis by Tresmayo March 16, 2009