What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.
Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.
Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.
Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.
Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
by Dirty Curt September 23, 2013
girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.
Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?
The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?
The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
by Jenna wenna October 18, 2015
One of the biggest fucking amoebas to ever grace the internet. The only thing a richard curt is good for is carrying ammo and sucking cock.
by BigDickDaddyfromC1cinnati January 05, 2019
Curt: (n). A boy you can't count on. Someone who is arrogant and conceited, having an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities. You often see him as sad, weak, helpless.
by Savagebestfriend April 11, 2021
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