Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here
by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012
Get the Cunt Puddle mug.A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
by kxlee1234 September 10, 2020
Get the Cunt puddle mug.Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!
by Pcar October 27, 2012
Get the Cunt puddle mug.Luke hey bro you been fighting?
Barry. No why you ask?
Luke cos your coverd in blood...
Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle
Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea
Barry. No why you ask?
Luke cos your coverd in blood...
Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle
Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea
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