cunt kick

The female version of the term "cock blocking," which means one female blocks another female from getting ass.

Lukkee totally cunt kicked Phat and went home with the towel boy even though Phat saw him first.

by Phat Wingz July 24, 2006

kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Kick Your Cunt In

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.

Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!

by Modern Cars Suck! February 15, 2005

Kick a cunt day

August 26 kick a lady in her lady parts (cunt) or someone acting as a cunt

Girl rejects you, national kick a cunt day ( kicks her in lady parts)

by Mercia May 26, 2018

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019

kick in the cunt

to knee a chick hard in her cunt. Usually she deserves it for trying to knee a guy. Hurts doesn't it?

The chick was a total bitch, so she deserved a kick in the cunt.

by Sketcher November 6, 2007

kick in the cunt

to kick a deserving chick in the yahoo

She was being a total bitch him, so he gave her a kick in the cunt.

by Roberta Ramirez November 14, 2007