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kalahari cunt kick 

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.
Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.
kalahari cunt kick by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Kick Your Cunt In 

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.
Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!

Kick a cunt day 

August 26 kick a lady in her lady parts (cunt) or someone acting as a cunt
Girl rejects you, national kick a cunt day ( kicks her in lady parts)
Kick a cunt day by Mercia May 26, 2018

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

kick in the cunt 

to knee a chick hard in her cunt. Usually she deserves it for trying to knee a guy. Hurts doesn't it?
The chick was a total bitch, so she deserved a kick in the cunt.
kick in the cunt by Sketcher November 6, 2007

kick in the cunt 

to kick a deserving chick in the yahoo
She was being a total bitch him, so he gave her a kick in the cunt.
kick in the cunt by Roberta Ramirez November 14, 2007