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a word combo of the words cranky and grumpy. Best used around non-english majors and best applied to a friend who needs to lighten up.
Person 1: "I hated that movie, the dinner was too expensive, and my feet hurt."
Person 2: "Quit being a Crummpy old fart!" or "Stop being Crummpy and drink up!"
Crummpy by InsideMyMind February 14, 2008
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crummy juncture 

and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016
1) Something really small and quite pathetic
2) Used to enlongate an insult
A: Your garden is well crummy
B: Shut it ya crummy bastard!
crummy by rodgerzzz November 7, 2006

Crummy up 

Term used by loggers and forest workers which means to gather together(usually at 4 0r 5 AM) and enter vehicles to travel to a remote work location. The crew truck or bus is the "crummy".
Let's crummy up at 3:30 in front of the Forst Service Office.We''ll drive up to the units from there.
Crummy up by R.F. O'Boyle May 22, 2006
Being holey in distribution (like a crumpet) when talking about wind distribution or health.
Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!

Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
Crumpy by Amandawhey November 29, 2012

Brr, crummy junk 

An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"

Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
Brr, crummy junk by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018

bust a crumpy

bust a crumpy by happyinfdl June 26, 2004
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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