The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 28, 2003
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
by Derek Smith May 10, 2003
A louse
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
by ACannon April 09, 2008
Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 08, 2019
by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003