crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 8, 2008

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002

Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

crotch crickets

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

by yul June 5, 2003