crotch gremlins 

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

crotch gremlins by tikimon September 21, 2005

Crotch Gremlin 

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.

“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”

Crotch Gremlin by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022

Croch Gremlin 

An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.

"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."

Croch Gremlin by zombles222 December 19, 2024