Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!
by FacePalmLove June 13, 2010
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An expression you say when you're in disbelief
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw October 19, 2007
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1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3
i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.
by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009
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The most wonderful and amazing and slay person you’ll ever meet.
Did you see McKinsey Criss just now? She is so wonderful and amazing and slay!
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The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!
by captainkat11 October 26, 2022
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