by Peter the Pussy Penetrator May 22, 2019
Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
by FacePalmLove June 13, 2010
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw October 19, 2007
1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.
2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.
3. kaitlyn's lover<3
2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.
3. kaitlyn's lover<3
i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.
im very much so in love with criss noah.
i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.
im very much so in love with criss noah.
i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.
by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009
by NolandoFlordide September 21, 2022
The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
by captainkat11 October 26, 2022