Cris

A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...

by French Horn God May 10, 2019

cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020

cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 21, 2019

Cris

Cris is a very handsome and polite man. He will treat you with respect and will not let no one disrespect him. He is very smart, and has very high goals in life

I wonder where Cris is right now?

by MoneyDawg November 23, 2021

Cris

Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.

“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny”

by Imdannyourman October 30, 2018

Cris

Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.

Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay

Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*

by Yabiiiiiiitch September 21, 2021

cri

Alternative word for cry. This is mostly used in shitty memes etc.

Scumbag 12 year old: you suck
Noob 11 year old: i cri evritiem

by scummyfuck August 13, 2017