by oddfuturewh0re April 14, 2020
A creative euphemism used to describe the elite business executive, investment banker or otherwise disgustingly rich person; a type of creature which might possibly spend additional revenue created by tax breaks on slave labor in India or China, but will most likely utilize the money to give other business executives absurdly large bonuses and buy yachts made out of solid gold. Studies have shown that for every $1,000,000 that “job creators” receive in tax breaks, approximately 75¢ is re-invested into the American economy, usually in the form of a larger than usual tip to a valet driver. Many lower and middle class Americans with weak intellects will tend to throw this term around (usually in all capital letters “don’t tax the JARB CREATORS, it’s CLASS WARFARE derp derp!”) because they have no concept of macroeconomics other than one-line catch-phrases that are fed to them via Fox news. Their blind support of socio-economic and political practices which have led to all-time low tax rates for "job creators", unprecedented deregulation, and the corruption of what was once a great political system are in fact the very cause of companies like ENRON, millions of mortgage foreclosures and the collapse of the American economy.
Middle-class American1: “It’s not fair to tax the job creators, it will hurt the economy”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, tax rates for “job creators” are at all-time lows and are largely to blame for the poor state of the economy. If you think that you will personally benefit by taking over their tax burden, you must be daft.”
Middle-class American1: “Stupid anti-american hippy protesters should get jobs. If they want more money they need to work hard for it, like job creators do.”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, the reason they’re angry is because it’s becoming harder and harder to gain wealth through hard work. In the past 10 years, wages for jobs involving hard work have been stagnant, while shuffling money and securities around has become incredibly profitable. Rather than working hard, a much more effective way to become wealthy these days is by defrauding people through bogus companies like ENRON, or by bundling sub-prime mortgages into credit derivatives and short-selling them on the NY stock exchange. In these ways, you can absorb the retirement savings of people who have worked hard for their whole lives without doing anything of value to society yourself. Meanwhile, millions of mis-informed Americans whose retirement savings you took will actually refer to you as a “job creator”. “
Middle-class American2: “Actually, tax rates for “job creators” are at all-time lows and are largely to blame for the poor state of the economy. If you think that you will personally benefit by taking over their tax burden, you must be daft.”
Middle-class American1: “Stupid anti-american hippy protesters should get jobs. If they want more money they need to work hard for it, like job creators do.”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, the reason they’re angry is because it’s becoming harder and harder to gain wealth through hard work. In the past 10 years, wages for jobs involving hard work have been stagnant, while shuffling money and securities around has become incredibly profitable. Rather than working hard, a much more effective way to become wealthy these days is by defrauding people through bogus companies like ENRON, or by bundling sub-prime mortgages into credit derivatives and short-selling them on the NY stock exchange. In these ways, you can absorb the retirement savings of people who have worked hard for their whole lives without doing anything of value to society yourself. Meanwhile, millions of mis-informed Americans whose retirement savings you took will actually refer to you as a “job creator”. “
by Ron.Paul.2012 October 11, 2011
by JoeMia May 4, 2022
Tyler, the Creator (born March 6, 1991), is an American rapper and record producer from Los Angeles, California. He is the leader of hip hop crew OFWGKTA. He has rapped on, and produced for, nearly every OFWGKTA release.
On February 11, 2011, Tyler released the music video for the first single "Yonkers" from his upcoming second album, Goblin, due to be released April 2011. The video has received much recognition from various online media outlets. An extended version with a third verse can be purchased on iTunes
After the release of "Yonkers", XL Recordings announced Tyler had signed a one album deal with the label
On February 16, 2011, Tyler appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, performing "Sandwitches" with fellow OFWGKTA member Hodgy Beats. This was their first television appearance.
He is one crazy mother fucker and he honestly just doesnt give a fuck about shit. It's not that he doesnt care about things, its more like he doesnt give a fuck a lot.
On February 11, 2011, Tyler released the music video for the first single "Yonkers" from his upcoming second album, Goblin, due to be released April 2011. The video has received much recognition from various online media outlets. An extended version with a third verse can be purchased on iTunes
After the release of "Yonkers", XL Recordings announced Tyler had signed a one album deal with the label
On February 16, 2011, Tyler appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, performing "Sandwitches" with fellow OFWGKTA member Hodgy Beats. This was their first television appearance.
He is one crazy mother fucker and he honestly just doesnt give a fuck about shit. It's not that he doesnt care about things, its more like he doesnt give a fuck a lot.
Bill: Hey Mark! Want to go sniff some pixie sticks after school!?
Mark: Nah man, me and Tyler The Creator are going to go make a smoothie out of oxycontin, a 40 oz, different assortments of cough syrups, and weed. Just like how they did in the music video Earl by Earl Sweatshirt on youtube.
Bill: Wow! I'm a pussy!
Mark: Nah man, me and Tyler The Creator are going to go make a smoothie out of oxycontin, a 40 oz, different assortments of cough syrups, and weed. Just like how they did in the music video Earl by Earl Sweatshirt on youtube.
Bill: Wow! I'm a pussy!
by nblax8 March 3, 2011
by Nerdyguy40 May 17, 2023
Shes Prionty Creator
An evil human being
Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?
Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.
Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...
Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.
Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...
by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020