Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
by Cfresh763 May 06, 2010
by Antiumone November 22, 2013
When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
by The know all sex all April 29, 2015
When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.
There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"
Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"
Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"
Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
by BGeezy29 March 24, 2011
by stupid phatty September 22, 2009
While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas
Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.
by Lewisville Slugga February 21, 2010
to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse
by i'm smarter than you August 23, 2009