Crappy traffic. Term coined by Point 94.1 Little Rock traffic man Roger Martin.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

An epic movie that's an epic waste of money - a piece of crap.

The worst possible traffic you can be in. The kind that plagues major metropolitan areas during rush hour, or occurs behind an accident. You replace the "t" in traffic with a "c" and the "ff" with a "pp" - you get crappic. Crappic doesn't need a modifier. There's no such thing as bad crappic. if it's that bad, it's crappic . . . if it isn't that bad, it's just traffic.