crapton

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.

by gogreen626 June 04, 2014

Crapton

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun November 15, 2005

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 29, 2011

crapton

A large amount of work units being returned after a long period of waiting.

21:16 <@MacG> wohoo! I just reported a crapton of work units!

by Tim Bowers October 04, 2004

Crapton

A Crapton means that it is a Shitload

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches"

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches "

by Here November 30, 2003

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022