Cranbrook b.c.

Otherwise known as dink town due to the large population of dinks.

Can you give me a ride to dink town? I need to go to walmart.

Have you ever heard of Cranbrook b.c.? Ya, I know where dink town is.

by Keith Stones June 18, 2011

Cranbrook B.C.

Well known as a terrible town to live, you probably got stuck here when your parents spent all their money on crack and couldn't leave, if you're a teenager you're probably doing drugs by the age of 11, the parties are terrible and everyone in this town are either faggots, junkies, or have some sort of mental disability. People here probably shouldn't have kids.

Either way, do not come to Cranbrook. You'll regret it and waste your money. People who are reading this are probably in Cranbrook, so please, MOVE AWAY.

Cranbrook B.C. is the worst place you could live in Canada.

by BryFuckingWroteThis October 23, 2018

Cranbrook BC

Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.

Cranbrook BC kids are skids.

by countryboyiloveyou666 September 13, 2018