noun 1. The act or body position of one individuals upper torso laying in between another persons lower frame in linkage. 2. Person #1 sleeping head first nearby or on top of Person #2's genital area as an anatomy pillow.
by MisterMom February 6, 2018
by ewujgnibo3qba November 21, 2015
Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.
I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle
by cjstoney January 15, 2011
A twist cradle is an advanced cheerleading dismount in which the flyer is thrown out of the base’s hands and executes a 360 twist in the air. Then landing in a cradle.
by Marize November 28, 2020
by __poyatot November 18, 2017
by Allisonsvagina July 27, 2018