crack babies

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Crack Babies

A mix of to fiction all characters of there possible children such as many have made children with AxelxRoxas and EdwardxRoy

OMG AruRoku's crack babies looks adorble

by Walkingpalmtree January 19, 2009

crackbabies

1. Int. Expression of dissatisfaction with a situation, see also shit, crap, fuck, god dammit.
2. V. A word used to express ones feelings.

Related to crackhead.

1. Crackbabies! I just locked my keys in the car!
2. Oh crackbabies!

by Bodhisattva April 25, 2004