Shitzam

When you turn out what feels like an incredibly large bowel movement and when you look down the toilet it has miraculously disappeared.

Bro my shit just dissapeared on me this morning.
like shitzam and it was gone.

by Pirateunderground June 08, 2017

shitzam

exclamation

When you don't want to say the s-word, so you add "zam."

SHITZAM! My phone battery's at 3%!

by allieh acob February 29, 2016