A child who watches too much TV!
A play on 'couch potato'...'cot potato' is a cutesy lil' word!
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Scatt Cot, Latin for Scattis Cottis.

Usually used when face by one who is largely obese. Usually has lots of sag when spotted by others.

Most defined feature of a Scatt Cot is its saggy man-tits.
The Scatt Cot was spotted accross the river by its protuding saggy man-tits.
by RandomNESSSSSSSSS February 16, 2008
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v.

To prevent your roommate from obtaining sexual gratification by forcing the bitch in his bed to sleep on a cot.

n.

The act or instance of cot blocking.
"Don't ever cot block me again, you asshole."
by Chang February 6, 2005
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Just chill one time.

Mike: Bro, just chill one time.
Joey: Nah bro. I gotta study!
He needs to j-cot one time bro.
by Damion CC November 15, 2007
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Term used for getting three meals a day and a place to sleep. Literally basic living conditions.
I would get paid less if I went with Option A with the company, but at least I would be guaranteed three hots and a cot.
by hummer144 October 3, 2011
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When a super hot girl is half-naked in your house but you don't want to have sex with her... put her on cot!
You hooked up with a Russian girl on New Year's Eve, she is totally ready, and then she puked in your bathroom. And you no longer want to have sex with her. Then, you put her on a cot!
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The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
by Smart4Life February 10, 2017
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