(noun): Word used to describe female employees of Costco that are flirtatious and physically attractive. CostHos usually wear tight jeans and work at the check-out stand. It is estimated that 62% of CostHos have sandy blonde hair and are aged between 30-44 years old. A select few CostHos had previous occupations as strippers.
I need to go shopping at Costco.
Wait, don't go before 2:00 PM because the CostHos aren't working until the afternoon.
Hey, let's go to Costco and eat free samples and look at CostHos.
Wait, don't go before 2:00 PM because the CostHos aren't working until the afternoon.
Hey, let's go to Costco and eat free samples and look at CostHos.
by tgrbld April 04, 2015
An Instacart shopper who exclusively lurks around Costco, obsessively accepting high-tip orders while treating the store like their personal turf. Known for aggressively staking out prime shopping spots, flexing their batch-sniping skills, and sometimes even forming alliances or rivalries with other shoppers. A Costhoe may also be found sweet-talking customers for better ratings, all while pretending they don’t live for those tip-heavy executive member orders.
"Man, that dude’s been at Costco all day waiting for a $100 tip order—what a total Costhoe."
"I tried grabbing that same batch, but the Costhoes already swiped it."
"Costhoes out here treating Instacart like it’s Wall Street trading."
"I tried grabbing that same batch, but the Costhoes already swiped it."
"Costhoes out here treating Instacart like it’s Wall Street trading."
by NarrowMenderlabz March 19, 2025