A tuner's dream, can handle supercharger turbo body kits aftermarket exhaust etc. But still comes out of the box with more horsepower than any rice burner and actually doesn't fuking break after second turn over. Hands down the fastest pussy wagons ever.
by Sebastian B. July 8, 2004
An over-rated sports car for insecure men who lack other qualities, and need a fancy car to get the girl, despite the reason a car's only purpose is to get from point a to point b.
Guy: Hey sexy, wanna hop in my corvette and I'll show you a good time?
Girl: Oh, sure! Even though you're old, the cavemen on geico put your face to shame, and you only have a 2 inch penis, sure! :)
Girl: Oh, sure! Even though you're old, the cavemen on geico put your face to shame, and you only have a 2 inch penis, sure! :)
by Jacob Doe October 13, 2007
by CHAOS HIMSELF June 23, 2009
A wanna be sports car praised by hillbillies / rednecks due to extreme ignorance, penis envey, fanboism and it's small price tag. All other cars suck according to Corvette nutswingers unless it's a Corvette.
Hillbilly: My Corvette is the best car in the World!
Sensible guy: You like to think that because you can't afford a real sports car like a Porsche, your penis is tiny and you suffer from fanboyism.
As the famous saying goes: Small penis?
Corvette!
Sensible guy: You like to think that because you can't afford a real sports car like a Porsche, your penis is tiny and you suffer from fanboyism.
As the famous saying goes: Small penis?
Corvette!
by The Frank V December 8, 2010
1. What people who like Chevy vehicles masturbate to.
2. What fast cars run off the road.
3. Nothing to show off, since anyone can buy one.
4. Poor man's dream sports car.
5. "The fastest car in the world" that has a top speed of 198mph..
2. What fast cars run off the road.
3. Nothing to show off, since anyone can buy one.
4. Poor man's dream sports car.
5. "The fastest car in the world" that has a top speed of 198mph..
1. Chevy owner - "OMG! It's a CORVETTE!" *pants come down..*
2. Fast Car owners -"Hahaha! Did you see how fast we passed that corvette!?"
3. Corvette owner - "Why do so many people have the same car as me?
Friend - "Because it's not expensive."
4. McDonalds employee - "Look at my new sports car. It's a corvette."
5. Corvette owner - "I thought this was the fastest car ever.. why does my speedometer only to go 200?"
2. Fast Car owners -"Hahaha! Did you see how fast we passed that corvette!?"
3. Corvette owner - "Why do so many people have the same car as me?
Friend - "Because it's not expensive."
4. McDonalds employee - "Look at my new sports car. It's a corvette."
5. Corvette owner - "I thought this was the fastest car ever.. why does my speedometer only to go 200?"
by yuskjr May 22, 2009
A car you buy when you can't afford a Viper/NSX/Ferrari. Built out of plywood, plastic and still has leaf springs. A car that is mass produced and has bottom of the line interior on all models. Perfect car for dumbass rednecks to rave about because it has alot of horse powers. Totally devoid of all exotica/ rarity/ interest/ head turning. Often referred to as the greatest car in the world, loved by people who know nothing at all about Ferraris and Lamborghini's, and think they are just performance cars. Corvette owners think its a good thing that their Chevy is extremely cheap.
Corvette will also get its doors blown off by a lightly tunned STI, EVO 9, Supra or Skyline GTR, in straight lines and in corners.
Corvette will also get its doors blown off by a lightly tunned STI, EVO 9, Supra or Skyline GTR, in straight lines and in corners.
Redneck: "What is that a Acura NSX? My Corvette can smoke that JAP rice burner in the 1/4, buy american or go home, U.S.A, U.S.A!"
Intelligent car enthusiast: "I choose the NSX because is is all aluminum chassis that is extremely rigid, and handling was tuned by Arton Senna the famous F1 driver. The interior, quality, and reliability are excellent and I also love the exotic appeal and rarity. Car are so much more than numbers"
Redneck (confused): "Nah man, my uncles got a badass beat 88 commaro that will blow that things doors off, which makes it a better car because im a fucking idiot"
Intelligent person: *walks away*
Intelligent car enthusiast: "I choose the NSX because is is all aluminum chassis that is extremely rigid, and handling was tuned by Arton Senna the famous F1 driver. The interior, quality, and reliability are excellent and I also love the exotic appeal and rarity. Car are so much more than numbers"
Redneck (confused): "Nah man, my uncles got a badass beat 88 commaro that will blow that things doors off, which makes it a better car because im a fucking idiot"
Intelligent person: *walks away*
by GTR4244 August 30, 2010
A car for white trash, hill billy, red neck dumbass to drive. One of the reasons the entire world thinks American's are retarded. It is made from plastic and put together with super glue and cardboard (actually able to be seen in the trunk and in the foot wells of the car.) A car with no quality and really nothing but an engine.
I could have gotten something with some class and that was actually engineered well but instead i got a corvette
by Lord William VI August 31, 2008