Juju Smith-Schuster: *gets lit up by Vonn Bell for doing Tik Tok dances on their logo*
Fans: “CORVETTE CORVETTE!!!”
Fans: “CORVETTE CORVETTE!!!”
by MF Star Boy December 23, 2020
Hop in the motherfucking jet like that. mmmm, pop why you walk like that, how you talk like that, how you walk like that.
Corvette Corvette
by hiiiiigsjsh February 23, 2021
by Ash con May 21, 2021
Noun.
1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).
NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).
1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).
NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).
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1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.
1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.
by thaks April 10, 2006
What you COULD have bought after you flushed all that dough down the toilet putting after-market shit all over a Honda Civic.
Owner of the fastest Civic in the world:" Wow, I could've had a V8!"
Owner of a Corvette: (Could not be reached for comment because the Civic couldn't catch the Vette)
Owner of a Corvette: (Could not be reached for comment because the Civic couldn't catch the Vette)
by I smell rice burning! June 5, 2003
An American made car, produced by Chevrolet. Characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by GM's small block. Competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. In Z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0G of lateral acceleration.
'Vette owner: That's really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn't corner as well as his Nissan Skyline R-34.
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
by opium June 24, 2003
a car that is fast but the owners always drive slow as fock in them and hold traffic up because they're retired and they can go on a gay little sunday cruise and go 5mph under the limit in a car that can go nearly 200mph, when other mofos gotta get their own ass to work. god damn i fucking tail them in my 50hp diesel vw.
corvette driver: "god damn I love listening to Cher"
follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Key Dawg June 20, 2006